These
girls are gorgeous! I’d like to fly in their company. I know that some
of them are just posing for photos, and they’re not a real stewardess,
but… Nothing can’t stop me to imagine them on a plane and serving me.
And, I’ve also put few jokes about ‘em, just to turn your attention for a
second : )
After the
pilot made the take off announcement, he had forgotten to switch off the
in flight microphone. The pilot said to his co-pilot that he will take a
dump in the toilet, and then will do the new air stewardess.
The new hostess heard the flight announcement, quickly ran to the cabin to tell the captain he’d forgotten to switch off the microphone. Unluckily on the way she slipped and fell on the aisle, an old lady that was sitting nearby said to her “Darling, no need to rush, he said he will got to the toilet first”.
The new hostess heard the flight announcement, quickly ran to the cabin to tell the captain he’d forgotten to switch off the microphone. Unluckily on the way she slipped and fell on the aisle, an old lady that was sitting nearby said to her “Darling, no need to rush, he said he will got to the toilet first”.
An airline stewardess says, “Just hold this over your mouth and nose, and breath normally. “
An airline
captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route
they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the
captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to
eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was
preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess
was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her
up, wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and
said she couldn’t get out of her room. “You can’t get out of your room? ”
the captain asked, “Why not? “The stewardess replied: “There are only
three doors in here,” she sobbed, “one is the bathroom, one is the
closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!”
There was
an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the
stairs there was a stewardess collecting tickets. When the man got to
the top of the stairs, he opened his coat and exposed himself. The
stewardess said, “I’m sorry, sir. You have to show your ticket here, not
your stub. “
When the
Air Force 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom: “The
seatbelt sign is on Mr. President, would you please put the stewardess
in the upright position. “
